The Ruin a Wish Game!

granted, you are now in a coma

i wish i didnt have allergies

Granted but you now have an eternal cold.

wish

i wish more ppl would join the forum

granted, everyone that annoys you is now signed up and knows your aim and yahoo and ims you 24/7 talking about fall out boy and paris hilton

i wish i was a taco

granted but you already asked that, so the taco eats YOU!

i wish that i had a laptop.

granted. you now have a pink toy barbie majic talking laptop that is posessed and keeps saying 'hi, i'm barbie- lets practice typing cat. C-A-T. Your turn! ...lets practice typing cat. C-A-T. your turn! ...Hi! i'm barbie! lets practice typing cat! C-A-T. your turn!' even after you smash it witha hammer 247 times.

i wish i had my hair cut cooler.

granted, but then people get jealous and cut it all off.

I wish Matt would join the forum.

granted, he is now the head admin and deleted every other word you say.

i wish... i had skillet on this computer

Granted, but all the songs are only partial songs and cut off at the good parts


i wish we could help Z get his style back.

Granted, but he becomes a prep

I wish the world would find moral order

granted, they now go by the morals of Hitler, Mussolini, and Ili Amin

i wish for a sportscar

Granted but its a pepto bismal pink one

i wish for a bass guitar.

granted, you now have the first bass that Krist Novoselic ever played live with Nirvana; you bought it off the black market and are now being searched for in 43 states (plus Guam and the Dominican Republic)

i wish the tag on this shirt want itchy